A night of bloodshed once again
A hallway full of savages from end-to-end
He's gonna tear the place to shreds and they're gone gone gone gone
A night of bloodshed once again
A thousand nazi zombies rising from the dead
He'll put a bullet in their heads at and they're gone gone gone gone
Hide your sisters, hide your daughters, 'cause he's ready to kill
Better run, clock the gun, 'gonna fire at will
He's a death-defying sadist dominated with wrath
Pickin' fights with a crazy, Catholic sociopath
Doesn't matter if somebody shot him multiple times
Truth of the matter is he can always revive
With two twin Jackals side gripped in his grasp
There's not a person who can stop him from kicking your ass
But don't get overwhelmed, this is only abridged
You still should count your blessings and check your privilege
A resurrected Reich's comin' at full force
But hey, who you gonna call? ...Hellsing of course
Blood-splattered walls and corpses galore
This ain't a walk in the park; it's a fucking world war
TheCrimsonFuckr doesn't give a damn what you say
And you should probably see what he's done to Big J
Let's hope they win against the Nazi Army, yeah the Nazi Army
A night of bloodshed once again
A hallway full of savages from end-to-end
He's gonna tear the place to shreds and they're gone gone gone gone
A night of bloodshed once again
A thousand nazi zombies rising from the dead
He'll put a bullet in their heads at and they're gone gone gone gone
The blood-sucker debate has gotten controversial
'Gimme blood and gore...not fuckin' sparkles
Don't mean to sound rude, but I ain't no liar
When I say that Edward Cullen ain't a fuckin' vampire
A lust to kill has never looked so fine
I mean, who else can dodge a bullet from the Valentines?
You think millennium stands triumphant at all? (NOPE!)
Alucard's the one to watch an empire fall
So you think that The Major is a goddamn tyrant?
Then you should the beast when he's fucking violent
He's rude, abusive, I've seen it firsthand
But Police Girl Seras 'oughta give him a hand
Don't mess with this chick if she's looking homicidal
Blood rages alongside her anti-tank rifle
Sensation of the nation hasn't reached these has-beens
Just tell 'em how it is; bitches love cannons!
Let's hope they win against the Nazi Army, yeah the Nazi Army
A night of bloodshed once again
A hallway full of savages from end-to-end
He's gonna tear the place to shreds and they're gone gone gone gone
A night of bloodshed once again
A thousand nazi zombies rising from the dead
He'll put a bullet in their heads at and they're gone gone gone gone
He won't stop 'till their dead, paint the walls in red
Bullets through their heads time and time again
He won't stop 'till their dead, paint the walls in red
Bullets through their heads time and time again, time and time again
Bitch I eat people